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| So here I am, 20 years old, spend about 17 orbits around the sun on this big sphere of dirt, mud, and water in a city which could easily be called a post-apocalyptic wasteland where you can trade toilet paper as foreign currency and live happily for a long time. In those 17 years I learned pretty much nothing except two alphabets(I still wonder who wrote them cause those are some really cool songs). When I was younger I used to have 2 bi-sexual birds and a bi-sexual cat. Then a cat ate one of my birds(not my cat though-it was way too pathetic to do anything that cool). Eventually I ended up in a place where drinking wine mixed with soda while you are having lunch seems to be fine with everyone. And I've been stuck here for a little bit more than 1000 days now. It's weird as shit on a stick. Maybe one day write a book that becomes the new bible. Invent a giant parachute for airplanes. Make the first car made entirely out of Nerf. Do a stand-up comedy show and piss my pants in the middle of the show and pay no mind to the fact that I'm urinating in my trousers. And some other stuff like curing diseases...you know just the normal stuff. Now I'm working on my famous project X with all them monkeys. That and planning a murder and see if I can get away with it. Probably cause not too long ago I let a deer lick my right testicle and then a couple of minutes later that same deer beat the shit out of my mate. Now I hope I'll start working for a real doll company so I can get deals on them maybe I will invent the first interactive real doll. Who knows! Oh I've never voted either. Well yeah-do i even look like a real citizen!? Any my final message for all of you: Drink your own urine at least once. And poo in public while making eye contact with a stranger. |
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- Current Residence: stuck in southern spain, coming from the other side of europe
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- Interests: skating, photography, animation, being the number one biggest tortuerer
- Favourite movie: too many
- Favourite band or musician: pink floyd, elo
- Favourite genre of music: look up
- Favourite artist: ????
- Favourite poet or writer: edgar allan poe, thomas harris, mark twain
- Favourite photographer: mike blabac
- Favourite style of art: ????
- Operating System: win xp
- MP3 player of choice: my mobile phone
- Shell of choice: ????
- Wallpaper of choice: the one i made a while ago
- Skin of choice: dont care
- Favourite game: dont have one
- Favourite gaming platform: dont like them
- Favourite cartoon character: yosamite sam
- Personal Quote: ouch.... im standing on my feet.. ok lets try it again!!
- Tools of the Trade: teeth. im the tooth fairy.
- Website: http://www.bangindesign.com/
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